Sunday, November 9, 2008

Specimens?

Doctor : Dont worry, i am sure the operation will be fine

Patient : Are you sure?

Doctor : Yes i am, the chances of survival is 1%!!

Patient : What? that low and you are so confident i will make it through?

Doctor : Why yes. You are the 100th patient and the other 99 are already specimens so i am sure you will be fine.

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