Presenter : do you like beans?
Cannibal : yes i love them (ties the presenter)
Presenter : great! i will give you 1 year supply of beans if you would join my talk show tomorrow!
Cannibal : 1 year? i think it would last me 2 days only
Presenter : dont worry i assure you it would be 1 year supply. so which type of beans do you like sir?
Cannibal : Human Bein's (chops the presenter's head off)
Tuesday, November 11, 2008
Sunday, November 9, 2008
Specimens?
Doctor : Dont worry, i am sure the operation will be fine
Patient : Are you sure?
Doctor : Yes i am, the chances of survival is 1%!!
Patient : What? that low and you are so confident i will make it through?
Doctor : Why yes. You are the 100th patient and the other 99 are already specimens so i am sure you will be fine.
Patient : Are you sure?
Doctor : Yes i am, the chances of survival is 1%!!
Patient : What? that low and you are so confident i will make it through?
Doctor : Why yes. You are the 100th patient and the other 99 are already specimens so i am sure you will be fine.
remember school days?
Joke 1
Teacher : tell me what is a cannibal
Student : i have no idea madam
Teacher : if you ate your mom and dad, what would you be?
Student : an orphan
Joke 2
Teacher : why are you late for school?
Student : i fell down and twisted my ankle
Teacher : that's a lame excuse.
Joke 3
Student : would you be angry and tell me off for something i did not do miss?
Teacher : No, of course i wouldn't do such a mean thing.
Student : Oh GOOD!! then i can tell you that i haven't done my homework.
Teacher : tell me what is a cannibal
Student : i have no idea madam
Teacher : if you ate your mom and dad, what would you be?
Student : an orphan
Joke 2
Teacher : why are you late for school?
Student : i fell down and twisted my ankle
Teacher : that's a lame excuse.
Joke 3
Student : would you be angry and tell me off for something i did not do miss?
Teacher : No, of course i wouldn't do such a mean thing.
Student : Oh GOOD!! then i can tell you that i haven't done my homework.
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