Presenter : do you like beans?
Cannibal : yes i love them (ties the presenter)
Presenter : great! i will give you 1 year supply of beans if you would join my talk show tomorrow!
Cannibal : 1 year? i think it would last me 2 days only
Presenter : dont worry i assure you it would be 1 year supply. so which type of beans do you like sir?
Cannibal : Human Bein's (chops the presenter's head off)
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