remember school days?

Joke 1

Teacher : tell me what is a cannibal

Student : i have no idea madam

Teacher : if you ate your mom and dad, what would you be?

Student : an orphan



Joke 2

Teacher : why are you late for school?

Student : i fell down and twisted my ankle

Teacher : that's a lame excuse.


Joke 3

Student : would you be angry and tell me off for something i did not do miss?

Teacher : No, of course i wouldn't do such a mean thing.

Student : Oh GOOD!! then i can tell you that i haven't done my homework.