beans?

Presenter : do you like beans?

Cannibal : yes i love them (ties the presenter)

Presenter : great! i will give you 1 year supply of beans if you would join my talk show tomorrow!

Cannibal : 1 year? i think it would last me 2 days only

Presenter : dont worry i assure you it would be 1 year supply. so which type of beans do you like sir?

Cannibal : Human Bein's (chops the presenter's head off)

Specimens?

Doctor : Dont worry, i am sure the operation will be fine

Patient : Are you sure?

Doctor : Yes i am, the chances of survival is 1%!!

Patient : What? that low and you are so confident i will make it through?

Doctor : Why yes. You are the 100th patient and the other 99 are already specimens so i am sure you will be fine.

remember school days?

Joke 1

Teacher : tell me what is a cannibal

Student : i have no idea madam

Teacher : if you ate your mom and dad, what would you be?

Student : an orphan



Joke 2

Teacher : why are you late for school?

Student : i fell down and twisted my ankle

Teacher : that's a lame excuse.


Joke 3

Student : would you be angry and tell me off for something i did not do miss?

Teacher : No, of course i wouldn't do such a mean thing.

Student : Oh GOOD!! then i can tell you that i haven't done my homework.