tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-60019966578029385482012-02-16T05:43:14.435-08:00Wen Tyehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01377962630301644508noreply@blogger.comBlogger31100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6001996657802938548.post-14744867176874206832008-11-11T06:05:00.001-08:002008-11-11T06:08:46.361-08:00Presenter : do you like beans?<br /><br />Cannibal : yes i love them (ties the presenter)<br /><br />Presenter : great! i will give you 1 year supply of beans if you would join my talk show tomorrow!<br /><br />Cannibal : 1 year? i think it would last me 2 days only<br /><br />Presenter : dont worry i assure you it would be 1 year supply. so which type of beans do you like sir?<br /><br />Cannibal : Human Bein's (chops the presenter's head off)<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6001996657802938548-1474486717687420683?l=riddles-legendary.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Wen Tyehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01377962630301644508noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6001996657802938548.post-49412409400375368532008-11-09T23:47:00.000-08:002008-11-09T23:47:00.428-08:00Doctor : Dont worry, i am sure the operation will be fine<br /><br />Patient : Are you sure?<br /><br />Doctor : Yes i am, the chances of survival is 1%!!<br /><br />Patient : What? that low and you are so confident i will make it through?<br /><br />Doctor : Why yes. You are the 100th patient and the other 99 are already specimens so i am sure you will be fine.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6001996657802938548-4941240940037536853?l=riddles-legendary.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Wen Tyehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01377962630301644508noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6001996657802938548.post-55212387922934985962008-11-09T07:50:00.000-08:002008-11-09T07:57:32.355-08:00Joke 1<br /><br />Teacher : tell me what is a cannibal<br /><br />Student : i have no idea madam<br /><br />Teacher : if you ate your mom and dad, what would you be?<br /><br />Student : an orphan<br /><br /><br /><br />Joke 2<br /><br />Teacher : why are you late for school?<br /><br />Student : i fell down and twisted my ankle<br /><br />Teacher : that's a lame excuse.<br /><br /><br />Joke 3<br /><br />Student : would you be angry and tell me off for something i did not do miss?<br /><br />Teacher : No, of course i wouldn't do such a mean thing.<br /><br />Student : Oh GOOD!! then i can tell you that i haven't done my homework.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6001996657802938548-5521238792293498596?l=riddles-legendary.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Wen Tyehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01377962630301644508noreply@blogger.com0